Historic Enthusiasts Mugs

Paris in Winter - Between eleven o'clock and midnight

Betting flunkey anxious about money

Alexander Pope

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"I think he was a celebrity."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Southwark Fair.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

The International and May Day Terrorism

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Cut!

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"All my symptoms are old ... "

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Paul Ree

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

Trump secret police

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

That's What Happens

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

'Are we there yet?'

Pearly King and Queen

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

The Other Cooperstown

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'