Ancient Architect Admirer Gifts

"The first British Open at Stonehenge."

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

This side is the gag reel.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

Troys'R'Us.

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

Leaning Tower of Pisa

Bankside

Blok drives by New York City.

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

'Oi! Man is not a political animal in here!'

How they did it . . .

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

In udder de Nile

Pompeii restoration project.

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

"I dropped my goblet!"

"Frieze!"

"I still liked it better when it was the Colosseum."

"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"