Avian Architect Admirer Gifts

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Bird building a nest under a bird box rather than in it

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

So you're a mocking bird...

Bird Torture.

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

Cat statues on entrance gate

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

'Greenwich in the Season'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'I think he's lonely.'

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

The High Line at Giza

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

I love the Shard

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.