Avian Architecture Critic Gifts

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

Cat statues on entrance gate

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

I love the Shard

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

'Greenwich in the Season'

The High Line at Giza

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

"Do you smell something?"

Leaning Tower of Pisa

Your Home Remodel Team

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

Blok drives by New York City.

Pizza Tower Bridge

Bankside

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

Caliologist

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building