Avian Architecture Critic Gifts

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

Kritik's Korner

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

Cat statues on entrance gate

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

I love the Shard

'Greenwich in the Season'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

The High Line at Giza

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

Greece

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"

"Do you smell something?"

Your Home Remodel Team

Leaning Tower of Pisa

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

Bankside

Blok drives by New York City.

Pizza Tower Bridge

Caliologist

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."