Eco-architectural Critic Gifts

"Why'd they have to be ecologically progressive in front of the skyline?"

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Town Planning Department

'Interactive TV news.'

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

Teacher giving marks out of ten to builder repairing wall in school.

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

'Your childhood treehouse is where we will begin therapy....'

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

"And make sure you give me a paper straw... gotta do my bit for the planet."

Bulltoon: Insatiabull.

'Eww, when did this building get that hideous gargoyle?'

'We're going to need more money just to complete the model.'

Road Construction Blues.

Foreclosure.

Fake ecologist

"I didn't design mankind to be a short-sighted, self-destructive, ravening plague upon their planet. They figured that out all on their own."

"I have a comment but nowhere to send it."

'Thank heaven's there are no cameras around. This would surely go viral.'

'You know I don't like saltboxes!'

"The downside is that the concrete will only last about 3,000 years."

''No tarball left behind' sounds good, but will it work?'

"This 'ranch style' bungalow you're trying to flog us looks like it was built by cowboys!"

"We couldn't recycle them, so this entire 3-season room is made of coffee pods."

These cities aren't going to reimagine themselves.

"I miss cubicles."

Construction at a standstill.

Donald Trump as a match thrown onto coals.

First and last day as oil company spokesman...

Secretary of the Interior Paul Bunyan VI