Eco-architectural Critic Pillows

"Why'd they have to be ecologically progressive in front of the skyline?"

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

Kritik's Korner

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Town Planning Department

'Interactive TV news.'

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

I talked my new client into an eco-landscape. Well done. Walls using local stone. Native trees and plants. Plus

Teacher giving marks out of ten to builder repairing wall in school.

'Your childhood treehouse is where we will begin therapy....'

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

'Eww, when did this building get that hideous gargoyle?'

"And make sure you give me a paper straw... gotta do my bit for the planet."

Bulltoon: Insatiabull.

'We're going to need more money just to complete the model.'

Road Construction Blues.

"I have a comment but nowhere to send it."

Foreclosure.

Monsanto

Fake ecologist

"I didn't design mankind to be a short-sighted, self-destructive, ravening plague upon their planet. They figured that out all on their own."

'Thank heaven's there are no cameras around. This would surely go viral.'

"The downside is that the concrete will only last about 3,000 years."

"This 'ranch style' bungalow you're trying to flog us looks like it was built by cowboys!"

''No tarball left behind' sounds good, but will it work?'

These cities aren't going to reimagine themselves.

"We couldn't recycle them, so this entire 3-season room is made of coffee pods."

'You know I don't like saltboxes!'

"I miss cubicles."

Construction at a standstill.

What of the Homeless Rich Folks?

Secretary of the Interior Paul Bunyan VI

First and last day as oil company spokesman...