Environmental Critique Enthusiast Gifts

"As long as we're here, we'll always be in the black."

"Earthworms are good guys, and birds are good guys—that's just life, honey."

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

Sonny Bono - Singer/US Congressman.

"How dare you not salute the goddess? You'll burn at the stake for this, damn heretic!"

Bulltoon: Insatiabull.

The Doomed Character

How many trees were cut down to get the paper necessary to print your book?

"And make sure you give me a paper straw... gotta do my bit for the planet."

The World's First Condominium Complex Built on Landfill Created From Shredded Documents

"I didn't design mankind to be a short-sighted, self-destructive, ravening plague upon their planet. They figured that out all on their own."

Fake ecologist

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

Corruption and Forestry Department: 'All trees are in a very good shapes sir!'

"Long term I'm worried about global warming - short term, about freezing my ass off."

Two trees being cut down, their roots hold each other for support.

'It isn't just you, Wally. We're all on the endangered species list.'

Save the planet.

"This truck never needs recharging."

''No tarball left behind' sounds good, but will it work?'

Human Cull: People who don't care where their cigarette butts end up.

Power corrupts & oil-shortage power corrupts absolutely

The Letters Of Jean-Paul Sartre To His Mother

'I pose as a concerned citizen, but actually I couldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct.'

The owl and the pussycat.

Little Chicken; "The ozone layer is disappearing! The ozone layer is disappearing!"

Where there's pollution there's money

GOP Environmental Stink Tank - G.W. Bush National Forest.

"You'll like global warming because the seas will rise and this beach will be under water."

Secretary of the Interior Paul Bunyan VI

First and last day as oil company spokesman...

Makers of Pollution Masks

Civilization