Environmental Critics Gifts

'I pose as a concerned citizen, but actually I couldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct.'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

But does he dust anything at our home? Noooo

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf...

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

Socially responsible kid throws rubbish in the bin.

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

COP26

"What a coincidence, this letter complaining about our paper mill polluting the river is written on notepaper printed there...."

"I'm from the Environmental Protection Agency. You're doing great."

"I refuse to be intimidated by climate alarmist!"

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

"Towards a sustainable future"

"And make sure you give me a paper straw... gotta do my bit for the planet."

'I've got an idea. Why don't we just tack on the word 'natural' to our pesticide sprays?'

Carbon capture and storage

Prison Ships

Bulltoon: Insatiabull.

"Good Evening. . . would you like to hear about our 'America has too many regulations' specials . . . ?"

Monsanto

'Nice Shooting.'

Pat Buchanan - Political Commentator.

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

"Before we came along, gentlemen, all this was nothing but farmland."

'You do realize you're polluting the world with that thing!'

"I didn't design mankind to be a short-sighted, self-destructive, ravening plague upon their planet. They figured that out all on their own."

Fake ecologist

'I fail to note the significance of rising sea levels here on the 39th floor.'

"All we need to do to avoid global catastrophe is reduce subsidies for giant asteroids."

''No tarball left behind' sounds good, but will it work?'

How many environmental catastrophes does it take?

Fight black lung disease.