Sustainability Critic Gifts

"We'll be running a lunch competition to see if anyone can decipher our environmental claims."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

100% carbon neutral

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Environmentalist Brainstorm

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

Vivienne Westwood

City Windfarms.

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

Humans are 100% recyclable.

Water scarcity in Africa

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

Rubbish and Everest

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

Fooling around with those genes...just keeps going.

The world as most people see it. . The world as scientists see it.

Landing helicopters on flowers.

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

Climate change skeptics.

From the Stone Age to the GarbAge.