Sustainability Critic Gifts

"We'll be running a lunch competition to see if anyone can decipher our environmental claims."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

100% carbon neutral

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Environmentalist Brainstorm

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

City Windfarms.

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

Water scarcity in Africa

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

Rubbish and Everest

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

The world as most people see it. . The world as scientists see it.

Fooling around with those genes...just keeps going.

Landing helicopters on flowers.

Climate change skeptics.

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

From the Stone Age to the GarbAge.

Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf...