Sustainability Skeptics Gifts

"As part of the new environmental policy management want us to introduce a paperless office, and this is how they want us to do it."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

"Hey Maurice! Take the menu, replace 'dish of the day' with 'local free range speciality' and double the price!"

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

Carbon capture and storage

'I've got an idea. Why don't we just tack on the word 'natural' to our pesticide sprays?'

"Martha and Lee are going to be doing our environmental hand-wringing."

When Bob stopped bragging about the economic benefits of his conestoga rickshaw.

Statue of Liberty holding energy saving light bulb.

"...And that's when we transitioned to a paperless workplace."

"Our environmental policy might encourage tree planting. . . . but not in the office."

'This is the first hydrochloric factory to run on wind power'

This Junk Mail made from 75% Recycled Other Junk Mail.

Jesse Helms - US Senator.

“The children claimed to love nature, even as they warmed themselves by roasting the dismembered limbs of the tree’s mother.”

"Although not an unqualified success the climate summit has pointed us in the right direction..."

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

'I told you we should have protested against that windfarm'

Texas - Home of Organic Free-Range Gas!

'McWit, I'm going to make you more efficient ... no matter how much it slows you down.'

The world feeds climate change with oil.

Sugar production

'It has a few design niggles, but it's our greenest model.'

'I bought this energy saving bulb in your shop, but it doesn't work.'

'I carbon off-set by donating to the Conservative party.'

"As a communist, my great-grandfather was subjected to hatred and discrimination. As a bourgeois-conservative smoker who drives a car with an internal combustion engine I continue this tradition."