Climate Change Skeptics Gifts

"Not all young people are worried about climate change. . ."

'Whenever they discuss trickle-down economics, I have to go to the bathroom.'

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

How Trickle Down Economics Work

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

'I have trouble believing in global warming when it's so cold that my nipples and p***s are the same size.'

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

'The Final Merger'

Deposits insured by the U.S. Government (which has a $4.2 trillion debt).

The science doesn't prove global warming. Stop the fraud. So why save gas because bad things "might" happen in 50 years? Global warming is hot air. Because we're going broke importing oil from countries that hate us today? Lemme see our talking points. Global warming is hot air.

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

Earth Reset Button.

Climate Change is a Hoax

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

'I've got an idea. Why don't we just tack on the word 'natural' to our pesticide sprays?'

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

Carbon capture and storage

"Martha and Lee are going to be doing our environmental hand-wringing."

"I refuse to be intimidated by climate alarmist!"

"Could it be nature's way of limiting human occupation and destruction of life of Earth, Daddy?"

EuroPygmees

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

'This must be that planet where they also don't believe they have Global Warming.'

Ebeneezer Scrooge says to clerk: 'You can't have more coal for the fire, Mr Cratchit ??" this firm is committed to reducing its carbon emissions.'

Bigfoot Carbon Footprint.

"As part of the new environmental policy management want us to introduce a paperless office, and this is how they want us to do it."

"According to my calculations, the world's water level will not rise due to global warming!"

'This is the first hydrochloric factory to run on wind power'

'You're in denial.'

“The children claimed to love nature, even as they warmed themselves by roasting the dismembered limbs of the tree’s mother.”

"So much for global warming!"

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

Jesse Helms - US Senator.