Climate Change Believers Gifts

"I suspect we've seen the last of the goldfish!"

The Jeopardy of Progress

Scarcity

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"I love you too, big guy."

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

Giant Snowflake.

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

Fish want out of polluted river.

'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

Anywhere but here

"Hey how are you feeling about the climate crisis?"

"What about my footprint?"

'Is it me, or is it getting warmer here?' (Arctic palm tree).

"Remember, if you can fly you don’t have to wait for the ice to melt."

Before Climate Change/After Climate Change

Tuesday, 2022

Where's my global warming?

"Climate change is not real. It's fake climate!"