Climate Change Enthusiasts Gifts

Bigfoot Carbon Footprint.

'What with global warming and all, I'm sure he'll come down on his asking price.'

'You're taking this global warming thing way too seriously!'

"When I pictured a retirement community in Florida, this isn’t what came to mind."

Maybe we should try to evolve after the ice melts.

Says here the Mediterranean Sea wasn't always there. Big whoop, geek-boy. Tap tap tap tap tap. Says here 6 million years ago, it was a salty desert that was 10,000 feet below sea level … and because of the topography and the air pressure, it was a suffocating, hellish wasteland that got up to 170 degrees. Nothing but tardigrades, misery and extra-sweaty demons could've lived there. Which reminds me, didn't you say your family originally came from the Mediterranean? Which reminds me, when's the l

What's left of the ice age. Cheap.

The Jeopardy of Progress

Scarcity

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

Giant Snowflake.

Anywhere but here

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

Global Warming.

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

'Sales meltdown...global warming...coincidence? I think not!'

"So what if they notice a stain? Everyone gets tummy aches. Besides, we’re conserving energy."

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

'Is it me, or is it getting warmer here?' (Arctic palm tree).

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

Are we at the right stage in life to begin composting?

Men chopping down trees. Underground, tree roots hold hands for support.

Australian boffins are using kangaroo stomach bacteria in cows to stop them farting methane! 'Strewth!'

Igloo sales

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

"Well, ONE of us is at the wrong pole..!"

"Three big corks? That's it?"

"Holy moly!"

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

'The Luftwaffe is unable to bomb London, mein Fuhrer. The east coast of England is littered with wind turbines!'

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

Melting Issues Venn Diagram