Climate Change Enthusiast Gifts

'Hello, I'd like to apply for some property insurance.'

'Of course some species have responded better to global warming than others.'

'Polar expeditions are easy now! Thanks to global warming.'

'Tip of the Iceburg': 'Stay away from the Gulf Stream.'

Scarcity

Global warming will set up new economic trends.

'Ralph, the toilet is overflowing.'

'what with global warming, I finished my summer reading last winter.'

"I saw on television that global warming is a HOAX!"

"Of course some species have adapted better than others to climate change..."

"Apparently, it's the rising sea levels."

'Eiter global warming is accelerating, or my Google map with climate information is malfunctioning.'

How to get around the Mid-Atlantic states this week.

North Pole.

'Melting seas, rising sea level syndrome.'

'Isn't it great to be out on an early spring day?!'

Man speared by an icicle - 'I blame global warming.'

24 Words for Melting Snow

Door to Door Campaigning

'Tragically, global warming is getting worse and temperatures continue to rise...'

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"Hear me out. Maybe rising sea levels wouldn't be so bad."

Scientists discovered an immense hole in Siberia. Nobody knows what caused it. Some think global warming melted a huge, gas-filled hill made of ice so fast that is exploded. Let's let them go on thinking that, little buddy. House of Java.net Cybercafe. By the way, if you ever go out to the middle of nowhere to brew your own black market cologne, make sure you don't brew it on a hill made of ice. That does not constitute an admission of anything.

Greta's Scream (after Munch)

"I love you too, big guy."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'I admire your floatibility.'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

Giant Snowflake.