Climate Change Discussion Lover Gifts

Man-Made Cause to the Medieval Warm Period.

Scarcity

The interested bystanders.

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

Global Warming.

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

'Sales meltdown...global warming...coincidence? I think not!'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

Keystone XL

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

Sonny Bono - Singer/US Congressman.

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

'Eiter global warming is accelerating, or my Google map with climate information is malfunctioning.'

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

Greta's Scream (after Munch)

You're right. Winter in Florida sounds better every year.

Ahhh! Now we got the IPCC by the balls!

"Could it be nature's way of limiting human occupation and destruction of life of Earth, Daddy?"

"You hear that? New Zealand plans to tax cow burps. You have been warned!"

'Of course some species have responded better to global warming than others.'

Bigfoot Carbon Footprint.

'So... when do you think you'll b leaving for good?'

A Present form Saudi Arabia.

"Of course some species have adapted better than others to climate change..."

Taking the wrong road to the future - the environment crisis

"Mrs. Santa Claus wants a divorce, the elves in my workshop is on strike, the reindeer just hate me and global warming makes my place in the North Pole melt!"

"Now over to the weather desk for a detailed report."

"Hear me out. Maybe rising sea levels wouldn't be so bad."

Environmental Clues

Maybe we should try to evolve after the ice melts.

Scientists discovered an immense hole in Siberia. Nobody knows what caused it. Some think global warming melted a huge, gas-filled hill made of ice so fast that is exploded. Let's let them go on thinking that, little buddy. House of Java.net Cybercafe. By the way, if you ever go out to the middle of nowhere to brew your own black market cologne, make sure you don't brew it on a hill made of ice. That does not constitute an admission of anything.