Climate Change Conversationalist Gifts

"I have no particular objection to the earth, but I wouldn't go so far as to call myself its friend."

'What are you rioting about?' - 'Nothing really, in this drought its the only time I can get the plants watered.'

'Your mother refuses to believe that I'm a Climate Change denier.'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Winter Weather.

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

Fish want out of polluted river.

'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

Where's my global warming?

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"Remember, if you can fly you don’t have to wait for the ice to melt."

Before Climate Change/After Climate Change

Keystone XL

When We'll Take the Environment Seriously

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

Oil Spill

"For the last time Pharaoh, it's a plague, not global warming."

"How are we supposed to refill the rivers?"

Tomorrow's our first eco club meeting. Yeah, I'm nervous! There are so many big issues!

The Ambivalence of a Nice Day in February

"His commute to work's been getting shorter."

"You can already make reservations and travel as soon as climate change has caused sea levels to rise!"

"I'm getting a lot of burnt notes."