Climate Conversationalists Gifts

"I quite agree - the weather has been pretty dreadful lately."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Winter Weather.

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

"What the hell happened to this town?"

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

Keystone XL

"If a tree falls in the forest and no-one hears it.".... "Then your illegal logging business is a success."

Tomorrow's our first eco club meeting. Yeah, I'm nervous! There are so many big issues!

"You can already make reservations and travel as soon as climate change has caused sea levels to rise!"

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

Sonny Bono - Singer/US Congressman.

Weather bar

'I don't know which one of you keeps turning up the air conditioning, but you'd better stop!'

'I love your bangs.'

Ahhh! Now we got the IPCC by the balls!

'Ooops. Any chance we could blame this on El Nino or climate change?'

"Could it be nature's way of limiting human occupation and destruction of life of Earth, Daddy?"

'Environmental dept? Yes, just a query. It's August, it's 85?. It has been for 3 months now...'

Where is global warming when you want it?

'Bad news I'm afraid...You've got the worst inheritence for a generation.'

"You hear that? New Zealand plans to tax cow burps. You have been warned!"

"Ha! I didn't become the mayor of Atlantis by listening to a bunch of pesky scientists."

"I'm just saying. . . it wouldn't have hurt to check the price of an airline ticket."

"And if what they say about global warming is true you should have year round use of the pool by 2075."

Ice fisherman watching water skier go by.

'So... when do you think you'll b leaving for good?'

But It's Cold

Not quite Beverly Hills.

'I'm just sayin', with this cute little face and my big fluffy tail, I never really thought of myself as vermin!'

'And he's so-o-o-o knowledgeable about wine. He must have spent an hour telling me about his trip to Chardonnary.'

Drought in Sixth Week