Climate Conversationalists Gifts

"I quite agree - the weather has been pretty dreadful lately."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Winter Weather.

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

"What the hell happened to this town?"

Keystone XL

"You can already make reservations and travel as soon as climate change has caused sea levels to rise!"

"If a tree falls in the forest and no-one hears it.".... "Then your illegal logging business is a success."

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

Sonny Bono - Singer/US Congressman.

Weather bar

'I don't know which one of you keeps turning up the air conditioning, but you'd better stop!'

'I love your bangs.'

'Ooops. Any chance we could blame this on El Nino or climate change?'

"I'm just saying. . . it wouldn't have hurt to check the price of an airline ticket."

Ahhh! Now we got the IPCC by the balls!

"Could it be nature's way of limiting human occupation and destruction of life of Earth, Daddy?"

"You hear that? New Zealand plans to tax cow burps. You have been warned!"

Where is global warming when you want it?

'Environmental dept? Yes, just a query. It's August, it's 85?. It has been for 3 months now...'

'Bad news I'm afraid...You've got the worst inheritence for a generation.'

"Ha! I didn't become the mayor of Atlantis by listening to a bunch of pesky scientists."

"And if what they say about global warming is true you should have year round use of the pool by 2075."

Ice fisherman watching water skier go by.

'So... when do you think you'll b leaving for good?'

"It seems like all we talk about anymore is the weather."

'I'm just sayin', with this cute little face and my big fluffy tail, I never really thought of myself as vermin!'

'And he's so-o-o-o knowledgeable about wine. He must have spent an hour telling me about his trip to Chardonnary.'

Drought in Sixth Week

Not quite Beverly Hills.