Climate Conversationist Gifts

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Winter Weather.

"I think we have run out of time..."

How Glaciations Begin

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

Keystone XL

Tomorrow's our first eco club meeting. Yeah, I'm nervous! There are so many big issues!

"You can already make reservations and travel as soon as climate change has caused sea levels to rise!"

"If a tree falls in the forest and no-one hears it.".... "Then your illegal logging business is a success."

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

"It's 40 degrees in Europe. Maybe we should take that Paris trip we always talk about, and get away from this oppressive heat."

"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera."

"It was around here we felt the force of el nino."

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

"Oh goodie, more snow! How frickin' original!!!"

Sonny Bono - Singer/US Congressman.

'I don't know which one of you keeps turning up the air conditioning, but you'd better stop!'

Ahhh! Now we got the IPCC by the balls!

"Considering the heat, cold button issues might be the way to go."

"You hear that? New Zealand plans to tax cow burps. You have been warned!"

'Ooops. Any chance we could blame this on El Nino or climate change?'

Where is global warming when you want it?

Intense summer sun

Khan Hunt

"Ha! I didn't become the mayor of Atlantis by listening to a bunch of pesky scientists."

'Bad news I'm afraid...You've got the worst inheritence for a generation.'

'I love your bangs.'

'Environmental dept? Yes, just a query. It's August, it's 85?. It has been for 3 months now...'