Climate Storyteller Gifts

'Something isn't quite right...'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

The Environmentalist

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

The Origins of Everything

"I think we have run out of time..."

Winter Weather.

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

How Glaciations Begin

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"By God, Man! Yes!! This is the stuff we're looking for!"

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

Sun and the Moon step out.

Isaac Newton and the Apple Tree

"You're overprotective. Stop telling her not to go out on a limb."

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

"You can already make reservations and travel as soon as climate change has caused sea levels to rise!"

Polar Bear Paparazzi.

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'