Climate Storyteller Gifts

'Something isn't quite right...'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

The Environmentalist

"Is it that bad?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

The Origins of Everything

Winter Weather.

"I think we have run out of time..."

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

How Glaciations Begin

'A new musical - Einstein's quest - rehearsal'

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

"By God, Man! Yes!! This is the stuff we're looking for!"

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

Sun and the Moon step out.

Icebergs talk about CNN appearance and looking thin on TV.

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

"You can already make reservations and travel as soon as climate change has caused sea levels to rise!"

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

A Salmon Lie

"You're overprotective. Stop telling her not to go out on a limb."