Environmental Storytellers Gifts

'It's all right - he IS bio-degradable.'

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Kevin! Kevin! Where are you? My God, I've eaten Kevin... Never name them!

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

The Environmentalist

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"By God, Man! Yes!! This is the stuff we're looking for!"

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

A Salmon Lie

"Well, I deal with death and carrion every day: Laughing is a therapeutic way of avoiding depression..."

"You're overprotective. Stop telling her not to go out on a limb."

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

Polar Bear Paparazzi.

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

"We used your unsold copies to build a tree, but it's not the same."

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

'Tortoise stampede! But finish your picnic, folks - plenty of time.'

"My landing gear won't come down. I have a cramp."

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

"I touched another squirrel's nuts. Any other questions?"

"These are my windscreen credits."

'Before you attack, may I ask you to ensure that my twelve defenceless, soon to be starving kids, get my will?'

"So basically, it's an autobiomeoirography!"

"We all agree something should be done and someone else should do it."

"Yes, I can remember when it was nothing but forest land as far as you could see."