Environmental Raconteur Gifts

Soon to be a major nuclear facility.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

The Environmentalist

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'It's an extinction notice.'

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Recycling bottle bank.

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

This is where Brent council sends you

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

"If a tree falls in the forest and no-one hears it.".... "Then your illegal logging business is a success."

"You're overprotective. Stop telling her not to go out on a limb."

"Well, I deal with death and carrion every day: Laughing is a therapeutic way of avoiding depression..."

Polar Bear Paparazzi.

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

"My landing gear won't come down. I have a cramp."

"So basically, it's an autobiomeoirography!"

"We all agree something should be done and someone else should do it."

"Yes, I can remember when it was nothing but forest land as far as you could see."

Cactus Huggers

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

"I refuse to be intimidated by climate alarmist!"

"It's powered by clean hydroelectricity from Norwegian fjords and built from 100% recycled shopping bags. We call it the Smugmobile!"

'It's a shame that valuable water gets wasted to wash cars or to take showers. It should be used responsible and for useful purposes only - for example to make whiskey.'

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

"I have this overwhelming urge to peck something other than wood."

'Think about it: There were over three million of us co-owning this ant-hill, so we only got a few cents each...'

Bug: A Fingerplay to Promote Empathy with the Differently Evolved

'That's not whitewash....that's detergent!'