Eco Storyteller Gifts

'Mom, it's doing it again'

"Is it that bad?"

The Environmentalist

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'I admire your floatibility.'

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

The Origins of Everything

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'A new musical - Einstein's quest - rehearsal'

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

Sun and the Moon step out.

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

Polar Bear Paparazzi.

"You're overprotective. Stop telling her not to go out on a limb."

Isaac Newton and the Apple Tree

"Well, I deal with death and carrion every day: Laughing is a therapeutic way of avoiding depression..."

"We used your unsold copies to build a tree, but it's not the same."

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

"My landing gear won't come down. I have a cramp."

'Before you attack, may I ask you to ensure that my twelve defenceless, soon to be starving kids, get my will?'

"So basically, it's an autobiomeoirography!"

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

Will work for manure.

"We all agree something should be done and someone else should do it."

"Yes, I can remember when it was nothing but forest land as far as you could see."

The Great Chemical Novel.