Eco Storyteller Gifts

The Environmentalist

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'I admire your floatibility.'

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

The Origins of Everything

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

Sun and the Moon step out.

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

"You're overprotective. Stop telling her not to go out on a limb."

"Well, I deal with death and carrion every day: Laughing is a therapeutic way of avoiding depression..."

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

Isaac Newton and the Apple Tree

Polar Bear Paparazzi.

"We used your unsold copies to build a tree, but it's not the same."

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

"My landing gear won't come down. I have a cramp."

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

"So basically, it's an autobiomeoirography!"

'Before you attack, may I ask you to ensure that my twelve defenceless, soon to be starving kids, get my will?'

"We all agree something should be done and someone else should do it."

Will work for manure.

"Yes, I can remember when it was nothing but forest land as far as you could see."

'That's not whitewash....that's detergent!'