Eco-friendly Storyteller Gifts

Pinocchio Plants His Nose.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

The Environmentalist

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'I admire your floatibility.'

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Daughters at Bedtime

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

"Well, I deal with death and carrion every day: Laughing is a therapeutic way of avoiding depression..."

Polar Bear Paparazzi.

"You're overprotective. Stop telling her not to go out on a limb."

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

"We used your unsold copies to build a tree, but it's not the same."

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

"So basically, it's an autobiomeoirography!"

"My landing gear won't come down. I have a cramp."

"We all agree something should be done and someone else should do it."

"Yes, I can remember when it was nothing but forest land as far as you could see."

Rising oceans could prevent wind power being the main power source.

"I have this overwhelming urge to peck something other than wood."

The hydrogen pill is just around the corner (floating car).

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

'Think about it: There were over three million of us co-owning this ant-hill, so we only got a few cents each...'

'That's not whitewash....that's detergent!'

Bug: A Fingerplay to Promote Empathy with the Differently Evolved

"I heard it's linked to some sort of upcoming climate change event."

"It's powered by clean hydroelectricity from Norwegian fjords and built from 100% recycled shopping bags. We call it the Smugmobile!"

'Switch off that mobile phone, we can't afford to have you distracted: You're on watch duty!'

"He's being retrained."

"Some gentlemen at the bar were wondering if you'd like to join them."