Environmental Storyteller Gifts

Polar bears attacked by lions.

"We all agree something should be done and someone else should do it."

"Yes, I can remember when it was nothing but forest land as far as you could see."

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

Polar Bear Paparazzi.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"You're overprotective. Stop telling her not to go out on a limb."

"He's being retrained."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

The Origin of Acid Rain

'He's built the ark...start the el ino project.'

The Threat of Global Warming

Returning mink coats to the wild.

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

'Al Gore won the Nobel Prize for his work on global warming...'

"It's powered by clean hydroelectricity from Norwegian fjords and built from 100% recycled shopping bags. We call it the Smugmobile!"

'That's not whitewash....that's detergent!'

A Prominent Member of the 'Effluent Society

The Environmentalist

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Icarus flies into a wind turbine

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

"Tell me again about the time before the sands came."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

The Origins of Everything

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"By God, Man! Yes!! This is the stuff we're looking for!"

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.