Environmental Storytellers Pillows

'It's all right - he IS bio-degradable.'

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Kevin! Kevin! Where are you? My God, I've eaten Kevin... Never name them!

The Environmentalist

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

Noah's life jacket demonstration

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"By God, Man! Yes!! This is the stuff we're looking for!"

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

A Salmon Lie

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

Polar Bear Paparazzi.

"You're overprotective. Stop telling her not to go out on a limb."

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

"Well, I deal with death and carrion every day: Laughing is a therapeutic way of avoiding depression..."

'I'm a freshwater fish in a saltwater world...'

"We used your unsold copies to build a tree, but it's not the same."

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

"These are my windscreen credits."

"So basically, it's an autobiomeoirography!"

'Before you attack, may I ask you to ensure that my twelve defenceless, soon to be starving kids, get my will?'

"I touched another squirrel's nuts. Any other questions?"

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

"My landing gear won't come down. I have a cramp."

'Tortoise stampede! But finish your picnic, folks - plenty of time.'

"How long have you felt like a man trapped in the body of an alligator?"