Nature Storyteller Pillows

'Switch off that mobile phone, we can't afford to have you distracted: You're on watch duty!'

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

The Fish, Having Refreshed Himself, And Recovered His Spirits, Bolts Again with Mr B.

"He darted in front of me and I couldn't stop in time."

Bug: A Fingerplay to Promote Empathy with the Differently Evolved

"I'm sorry sir, but the next available time slot for a mating fight is Thursday morning at ten..."

"Well, I deal with death and carrion every day: Laughing is a therapeutic way of avoiding depression..."

Cat hiding from a pack of large rats.

'Don't move a fin, Dewey! We're gonna talk you through this. We think you might be hooked, but we're not sure. Can you feel a pointy, metallic object in your lip?'

'My parents are always too busy: They never have time for me...'

'I tell you-the melting ice caps are bringing 'em over here...'

Cheetah: 'WHOA, Gesundheit!'

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

'Do I really sound like that?'

"My landing gear won't come down. I have a cramp."

'Think about it: There were over three million of us co-owning this ant-hill, so we only got a few cents each...'

"I have this overwhelming urge to peck something other than wood."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

The Environmentalist

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

The one that got away

Fishing with God

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'