Sustainable Storyteller Pillows

Harvesting the wind: 'Blah, blah, blah. . .'

"We used your unsold copies to build a tree, but it's not the same."

Robinson Crusoe new he was in trouble when he saw his carbon footprint.

Ed Goes Green

A Word from Margaret Atwood: 'As I mentioned yesterday, my new book is printed on wheat straw!'

"Is it that bad?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

The Environmentalist

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

The Origins of Everything

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

'How about having at least one character who's alive and wearing clothes?'

'It was a dark and stormy night. Also, there was a Catch-22.'

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

'A new musical - Einstein's quest - rehearsal'

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

"Start with a Spanish doubloon. Those are always good."

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

Mother changing the words to 'this little piggy' to be more healthy

"Hang on! - we've possibly go another couple of films left in here!!"

"A homeless person ate my homework."

"It's a coming-of-middle-age story."

"Whoops - I Accidentally Pressed 'Elevator Pitch.'"

"I had half a date last weekend."