Climate Thinkers Gifts

'Is my homeowners policy covered for global warming?'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"I think we have run out of time..."

Winter Weather.

How Glaciations Begin

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

"You can already make reservations and travel as soon as climate change has caused sea levels to rise!"

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

Things always look worse at 3 'clock in the morning.

"It's 40 degrees in Europe. Maybe we should take that Paris trip we always talk about, and get away from this oppressive heat."

"Oh goodie, more snow! How frickin' original!!!"

"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera."

Weather bar

"It was around here we felt the force of el nino."

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

'I don't know which one of you keeps turning up the air conditioning, but you'd better stop!'

For sale

Cover story: Weather Forecaster.

"Could it be nature's way of limiting human occupation and destruction of life of Earth, Daddy?"

Intense summer sun

"Ha! I didn't become the mayor of Atlantis by listening to a bunch of pesky scientists."

"I'm just saying. . . it wouldn't have hurt to check the price of an airline ticket."

"Considering the heat, cold button issues might be the way to go."

'Bad news I'm afraid...You've got the worst inheritence for a generation.'

'Ooops. Any chance we could blame this on El Nino or climate change?'

Rex soon began to suspect that the ice-age was going to be bad for business!

Where is global warming when you want it?