Climate Thinkers Gifts

'Is my homeowners policy covered for global warming?'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

Winter Weather.

"I think we have run out of time..."

How Glaciations Begin

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

"You can already make reservations and travel as soon as climate change has caused sea levels to rise!"

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

Things always look worse at 3 'clock in the morning.

"It's 40 degrees in Europe. Maybe we should take that Paris trip we always talk about, and get away from this oppressive heat."

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

"It was around here we felt the force of el nino."

Weather bar

"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera."

"Oh goodie, more snow! How frickin' original!!!"

'I don't know which one of you keeps turning up the air conditioning, but you'd better stop!'

"Considering the heat, cold button issues might be the way to go."

'Ooops. Any chance we could blame this on El Nino or climate change?'

Where is global warming when you want it?

Intense summer sun

"I'm just saying. . . it wouldn't have hurt to check the price of an airline ticket."

Rex soon began to suspect that the ice-age was going to be bad for business!

"Could it be nature's way of limiting human occupation and destruction of life of Earth, Daddy?"

'Bad news I'm afraid...You've got the worst inheritence for a generation.'

"Ha! I didn't become the mayor of Atlantis by listening to a bunch of pesky scientists."

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Cover story: Weather Forecaster.