Climate Commentators Gifts

Eat Meat For the Environment!

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In the Year 2525

'I'm a bit worried about Kornilov. He feels Siberia is uncool.'

"We're under stage four water restrictions!"

"I'm just saying. . . it wouldn't have hurt to check the price of an airline ticket."

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Winter Weather.

"I think we have run out of time..."

How Glaciations Begin

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

"You can already make reservations and travel as soon as climate change has caused sea levels to rise!"

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

"It's 40 degrees in Europe. Maybe we should take that Paris trip we always talk about, and get away from this oppressive heat."

'Illegal immigrants, if you ask me.'

"Oh goodie, more snow! How frickin' original!!!"

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera."

Sonny Bono - Singer/US Congressman.

"It was around here we felt the force of el nino."

'I don't know which one of you keeps turning up the air conditioning, but you'd better stop!'

Where is global warming when you want it?

"You hear that? New Zealand plans to tax cow burps. You have been warned!"

"Considering the heat, cold button issues might be the way to go."

Cover story: Weather Forecaster.

Intense summer sun

'Ooops. Any chance we could blame this on El Nino or climate change?'

"So this is the sum total of your 'adapt or perish' strategy?!"

"Ha! I didn't become the mayor of Atlantis by listening to a bunch of pesky scientists."

Khan Hunt

Ahhh! Now we got the IPCC by the balls!