Climate Debater Gifts

'Finally a day of hot deals and cool profit - my kind of climate change.'

"...and now, Mr Walter Yomp, with an opposing view of global warming..."

Oh sure

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Winter Weather.

"I think we have run out of time..."

How Glaciations Begin

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

More Unequal Than Others

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

Stegosaurus (say the evolutionists). Nonsense (say the creationists).

"Dad, your basement is flooded with over ten inches of left-wing hoax."

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.

'Is there a God? God knows...'

''Relativity,' you say? — Well, it can't be any worse than your 'speed bump' theory.'

Yellow Vests

"You can already make reservations and travel as soon as climate change has caused sea levels to rise!"

"Woo-hoo!"

"Let's just drop it, Andrew, and leave it to future historians to decide which of us was right."

Popular and Unpopular Science

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

"I don't know which makes me happier: switching to natural gas to save money or watching the fight about fracking in order to get that gas."

'What we must decide is if there is an accidental nuclear explosion which wipes out this entire part of the country, do we pass the cost on to the consumer?'

"It's 40 degrees in Europe. Maybe we should take that Paris trip we always talk about, and get away from this oppressive heat."

'Now do you believe in Global Warming?'

"It was around here we felt the force of el nino."

Weather bar

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."