Climate Debate Warrior Gifts

Polelitically Incorrect

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

But is it organic?

Polluted geese

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Child protects planet with umbrella.

The interested bystanders.

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Trump leaving

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

Insect extinction

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Food waste with recycling symbol

If first impressions count for anything, this doesn't look good!

The melting polar ice caps

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

'What do you want to be if there's any world left when we grow up?'

Fish want out of polluted river.

'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

Mother nature takes her course.

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."