Climate Justice Warrior Gifts

Climate Change Deniers

"They didn't want to move it, and I didn't want to move."

Planet of the humans

"I'm sure they are troubled waters, sir. But is that really going to help?"

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

But is it organic?

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Polluted geese

The interested bystanders.

"We'll always have Paris..."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"I love you too, big guy."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

Trump leaving

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Insect extinction

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Food waste with recycling symbol

Giant Snowflake.

If first impressions count for anything, this doesn't look good!

The melting polar ice caps

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"