Climate Change Warriors Gifts

"Anywhere with ice...a lot of ice."

"They're powered by Internet outrage."

"There was a time when I'd have dismissed him as a crank."

"We decided not to have kids for environmental reasons."

Ah, jeez, there I go again – It happens every time I think about the future of the planet.

'Say what you will, but we didn't have this crazy weather before Ben Franklin started messing around with that kite!'

It's the global warming dear...

The end of the world is nigh...

Global warming - Things are going from bad to worse.

Transatlantic.

"Polar bears will be wiped out by the end of the century due to climate change!"

The Jeopardy of Progress

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

But is it organic?

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

"I love you too, big guy."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"We'll always have Paris..."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.