Climate Change Warriors Gifts

"Anywhere with ice...a lot of ice."

"They're powered by Internet outrage."

"There was a time when I'd have dismissed him as a crank."

"We decided not to have kids for environmental reasons."

'Say what you will, but we didn't have this crazy weather before Ben Franklin started messing around with that kite!'

It's the global warming dear...

The end of the world is nigh...

Global warming - Things are going from bad to worse.

Transatlantic.

"Polar bears will be wiped out by the end of the century due to climate change!"

The Jeopardy of Progress

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

But is it organic?

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"We'll always have Paris..."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Politically Correct Snowperson

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"I love you too, big guy."

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Just Stop Boil