Climate Change Crusaders Gifts

The Jeopardy of Progress

"Apparently, it has something to do with el Niño."

Air pollution in china

'They've become a lot more popular since we started attaching MPs to the blades.'

The floods

"Not again! I miss the winters when I was only used once."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

Polluted geese

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

The interested bystanders.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Politically Correct Snowperson

"I love you too, big guy."

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Global Warmer 2000.

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

Just Stop Boil

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

Insect extinction

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

Giant Snowflake.

There is No Planet C

If first impressions count for anything, this doesn't look good!

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"