Clean Air Crusaders Gifts

Appliances. Air Shampoo $49. The air conditioner won't work properly if you don't shampoo the air first!

The Jeopardy of Progress

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

Man using to much bug spray

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

Global Warmer 2000.

Just Stop Boil

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Earth stove

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

There is No Planet C

Ironing day.

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

"I think we have run out of time..."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.