Clean Water Crusaders Gifts

"It's trickle down."

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

Ironing day.

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Global Warming.

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

"Let's face it Mum, the main reason we're an endangered species is that we're fussy eaters..."

Fumes from furniture

"It would kill him to run a vacuum?"

'I don't care if you're wearing them again tomorrow, just put your clothes away!'

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

"I don't know how this ends. . ."

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator.

Welsh water sewage

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."

"I can remember when water was just wet."

Seals - Pick your own.

"You have sewage between your teeth."

HS2 time bomb...

Mine problems

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

'Mom, I cleaned my room like you told me.'

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

Where's Wilson now?