Clean Water Champion Gifts

Dirty Water

The Environmentalist

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"It's trickle down."

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

David Attenborough's Morning

Bailout, Poverty, Environment, Peace - Money for the needy.

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

"You have sewage between your teeth."

Welsh water sewage

"I can remember when water was just wet."

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

"The nominees"

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

Sucking up Greenhouse gas.

Shop assistant hands over 'eco' shopping bag, saying: 'Would you like a bag for that?'

'Will this prescription interact with the meds already in my drinking water?'

Clean air.

UK sewage dumps

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

"Looks like you've got some competition."

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

'Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.'