Clean Water Crusader Gifts

"Worried about the city's water supply, dear?"

Treated Sewage.

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

Welsh water sewage

Dirty Thames

'By distilling this sea water, we now create, every day, 100,000 gallons of detergent-filled drinking water.'

Water Seller

"I can remember when water was just wet."

Toxic waste

"You have sewage between your teeth."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

Ironing day.

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

"It's trickle down."

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

Water scarcity in Africa

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

Global Warming.

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

Fumes from furniture

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"