Pollution Crusader Gifts

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."

Second hand smoke kills.

Ballad of Offshore Drilling.

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Deforestation.

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

The Environmentalist

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Man using to much bug spray

Politically Correct Snowperson

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Global Warmer 2000.

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Just Stop Boil

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Earth stove

Ironing day.

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"