Cleanliness Crusader Gifts

'Next time, we should clean up the microwave before it comes to this.'

"You can't bring that. Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but nature abhors the sound of a vacuum."

'The upside of being unproductive is it allows you to have a very neat desk.'

'Your computer was protected against viral but not bacterial infections.'

'Dave, would you step out here for a moment? It's time to change your straw and hose down your cubicle.'

"Who sanitizes the Sanitizer?"

'He didn't wash his hands.'

'I used to wrap the couch in plastic, but this is better.'

Please wash hands before using hand sanitizer

'It's not wallpaper Maury. it's MOLD!'

Environmentally friendly Dry Cleaners

Pretty Soon: A terrible biological weapon will be released spreading disease to everyone with whom it comes in contact.

'Look, it's not my place to tell you how to live your life, but we picked up your scent from 30 miles away.'

Excuse me, I think you dropped something! (Man dropping litter).

"You look like a man who might be interested in out range of personal toiletries!"

"I can get out most of the stains, but some will remain to remain you what a slob you are."

"Harry, I want a divorce. I've decided to de-clutter."

Man sweeping the dirt under the carpet at the carpet warehouse.

Earth day - spring clean.

'What a scary place! There's not one single piece of waste around here!'

Wash hands after touching door knob.

'Not really the kind of cafe culture we were hoping to find.'

"Just completed a spot check on your office Arnold, and quite frankly, it's a pigsty!"

'You've left DNA samples all over the place!'

Dept. of the Environment Anti-Litter Division.

'This table cloth is filthy.' - 'Remember, we have been open since 1996.'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

'Mabel never misses a trick to prove how spotless she keeps the place.'

'Sir, the Christmas party is well prepared. We've got champagne, wine, beer, food and five canister of carpet cleaner.'

Human Dust Buster

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

'Feng shui?... Feng shui? The first thing we have to do is get rid of all this dirt!'

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

"If I'm going to spend any time in here you need to do something about your dandruff!"

"Go wipe you feed on the neighbor's doormat."