Cleanliness Crusader T-Shirts

'Next time, we should clean up the microwave before it comes to this.'

"You can't bring that. Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but nature abhors the sound of a vacuum."

'The upside of being unproductive is it allows you to have a very neat desk.'

'Your computer was protected against viral but not bacterial infections.'

'Dave, would you step out here for a moment? It's time to change your straw and hose down your cubicle.'

"Who sanitizes the Sanitizer?"

'He didn't wash his hands.'

'I used to wrap the couch in plastic, but this is better.'

'It's not wallpaper Maury. it's MOLD!'

Please wash hands before using hand sanitizer

'Look, it's not my place to tell you how to live your life, but we picked up your scent from 30 miles away.'

Pretty Soon: A terrible biological weapon will be released spreading disease to everyone with whom it comes in contact.

Excuse me, I think you dropped something! (Man dropping litter).

Environmentally friendly Dry Cleaners

"I can get out most of the stains, but some will remain to remain you what a slob you are."

Man sweeping the dirt under the carpet at the carpet warehouse.

'Sir, the Christmas party is well prepared. We've got champagne, wine, beer, food and five canister of carpet cleaner.'

'Not really the kind of cafe culture we were hoping to find.'

Dept. of the Environment Anti-Litter Division.

'Mabel never misses a trick to prove how spotless she keeps the place.'

'What a scary place! There's not one single piece of waste around here!'

'This table cloth is filthy.' - 'Remember, we have been open since 1996.'

Earth day - spring clean.

Wash hands after touching door knob.

"You look like a man who might be interested in out range of personal toiletries!"

'You've left DNA samples all over the place!'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"Just completed a spot check on your office Arnold, and quite frankly, it's a pigsty!"

"Harry, I want a divorce. I've decided to de-clutter."

"Do you have any hand sanitizer."

"Should I use a coaster?"

"Go wipe you feed on the neighbor's doormat."

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"I just had these linen scrubs dry-cleaned!"

"Please, oh Lord, show my children how to put the lids back on things..."