Clean House Crusader T-Shirts

'That's it, I'm leaving: The new owners are keeping the house way too clean and tidy...'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Polluted geese

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

The interested bystanders.

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

Insect extinction

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

Ironing day.

If first impressions count for anything, this doesn't look good!

Food waste with recycling symbol

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

'What do you want to be if there's any world left when we grow up?'

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

Water scarcity in Africa

Global Warming.

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

I want to talk about the environment...