Clean House Crusader Gifts

'That's it, I'm leaving: The new owners are keeping the house way too clean and tidy...'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Polluted geese

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

The interested bystanders.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Insect extinction

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

If first impressions count for anything, this doesn't look good!

Food waste with recycling symbol

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

Ironing day.

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

'What do you want to be if there's any world left when we grow up?'

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

Water scarcity in Africa

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

Global Warming.

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico