Corruption Crusader Gifts

Land of the Craven

Robert Mueller

Man tries to clean up politics.

Soccer Moms Against Corruption

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Ironing day.

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

'There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our kingdom has ever known.'

'Risky, but I like it!'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'This is the last time we post job openings,'

Production: Urgent, Rush, Super Rush.

One way only.

'I have a typical nine to five job. It's enough work for nine people and I'm treated like a five year old.'

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

Twisted Peel works overtime.

'Way too much information on your resume.'

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

Funny, this is the same pill the head of the price-gouging drug company needs to take so he can sleep at night, too. Pharmac …

Fumes from furniture

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

The Tammany Ring Defeated- NY Mayor Oakey Hall as 'The Last Thorn of Summer'

"It would kill him to run a vacuum?"

He calls it 'delegating authority' I call it 'passing the buck'

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'