Transparency Crusader Gifts

"Those are muzzles for whistleblowers."

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"This is the communications workshop, right? Let’s get started, I’m prepared!"

'Your proposal is written with clarity and conviction. Send it up to legal for obfuscation.'

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

"I suppose we should start with listening skills!"

'Way too much information on your resume.'

Funny, this is the same pill the head of the price-gouging drug company needs to take so he can sleep at night, too. Pharmac …

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

Redacted Funnies: "Finally, the President blurted out what the country knew all along. . . . . . "

"Your Honor, we the jury blame the victim."

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

'I want to sue my veterinarian. He didn't keep doctorpatient confidentiality and blabbed about my sex change operation to the tabloids.'

'I think both of you are always too busy: You don't talk anymore...'

"You're lucky you're a U.S. citizen and this is America! The government has generously offered you five free guesses about what you're charged with and where you're going to be secretly detained."

"Perfect! Since our company's motto is 'transparency,' make the contract's fine print light gray against white."

"We used to do business more transparently, but it was too disturbing."

Privacy Stops Where the Parking Lot Begins

Wholesale market in Cuba

Rupert Murdoch in the mud.

The Farewell Speech Eisenhower Should Have Made...

"Let's never forget that the public's desire for transparency has to be balanced by our need for concealment."

Seeing the marriage counselor.

'Nothing like fear tactics to deter future leakers!'

"Companies know too much about us, listen...'You've earned 500 points and it's time you got back in touch with your cousin Emma'!"

"Bugger, some whistleblower has blabbed about how much we spent to stop whistleblowers blabbing about..."

Man calling Phone Privacy Centre

Trump's Wall

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