Transparency Crusader Gifts

"Those are muzzles for whistleblowers."

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"This is the communications workshop, right? Let’s get started, I’m prepared!"

'Your proposal is written with clarity and conviction. Send it up to legal for obfuscation.'

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

"I suppose we should start with listening skills!"

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

'Way too much information on your resume.'

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

Redacted Funnies: "Finally, the President blurted out what the country knew all along. . . . . . "

"Your Honor, we the jury blame the victim."

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

'I want to sue my veterinarian. He didn't keep doctorpatient confidentiality and blabbed about my sex change operation to the tabloids.'

'I think both of you are always too busy: You don't talk anymore...'

Wholesale market in Cuba

The Farewell Speech Eisenhower Should Have Made...

"Perfect! Since our company's motto is 'transparency,' make the contract's fine print light gray against white."

"You're lucky you're a U.S. citizen and this is America! The government has generously offered you five free guesses about what you're charged with and where you're going to be secretly detained."

"We used to do business more transparently, but it was too disturbing."

"Let's never forget that the public's desire for transparency has to be balanced by our need for concealment."

"Companies know too much about us, listen...'You've earned 500 points and it's time you got back in touch with your cousin Emma'!"

"Bugger, some whistleblower has blabbed about how much we spent to stop whistleblowers blabbing about..."

Trump's Wall

Man calling Phone Privacy Centre

Closing Laugh Ministry of Info

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