Confidentiality Crusaders Gifts

"Don't quote me on that."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

Lynching on social media

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"This is the communications workshop, right? Let’s get started, I’m prepared!"

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

'There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our kingdom has ever known.'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'Risky, but I like it!'

'This is the last time we post job openings,'

Production: Urgent, Rush, Super Rush.

'I have a typical nine to five job. It's enough work for nine people and I'm treated like a five year old.'

Racial Profiling

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

"I suppose we should start with listening skills!"

Twisted Peel works overtime.

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"Let's face it Mum, the main reason we're an endangered species is that we're fussy eaters..."

When it comes to health issues, I'd rather listen to a physician than a spin doctor.

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

'While these products may not result in weight loss, they will result in credibility loss.'

He calls it 'delegating authority' I call it 'passing the buck'

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

'I think both of you are always too busy: You don't talk anymore...'

'I want to sue my veterinarian. He didn't keep doctorpatient confidentiality and blabbed about my sex change operation to the tabloids.'

'I don't care if you're wearing them again tomorrow, just put your clothes away!'

Not The Real Me

Privacy Stops Where the Parking Lot Begins