Confidentiality Crusaders Gifts

"Don't quote me on that."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

Lynching on social media

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"This is the communications workshop, right? Let’s get started, I’m prepared!"

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

'There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our kingdom has ever known.'

'Risky, but I like it!'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'This is the last time we post job openings,'

'I have a typical nine to five job. It's enough work for nine people and I'm treated like a five year old.'

Production: Urgent, Rush, Super Rush.

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"I suppose we should start with listening skills!"

Twisted Peel works overtime.

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

"Let's face it Mum, the main reason we're an endangered species is that we're fussy eaters..."

He calls it 'delegating authority' I call it 'passing the buck'

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

'While these products may not result in weight loss, they will result in credibility loss.'

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

'I want to sue my veterinarian. He didn't keep doctorpatient confidentiality and blabbed about my sex change operation to the tabloids.'

'I don't care if you're wearing them again tomorrow, just put your clothes away!'

'I think both of you are always too busy: You don't talk anymore...'

Union organizer in a hostile workplace. . .

Not The Real Me