'If you don't mind, my P.R. agent will sit in on this.'
Confidentiality Warrior Gifts
Looking for a gift for your confidentiality warrior? Our collection features humorous and thoughtful items that honor their commitment to keeping secrets. Perfect for friends, colleagues, or anyone who’s a master of discretion, these products blend wit with sincerity. Whether it’s a mug, t-shirt, or print, you’ll find the ideal way to recognize their loyalty and trustworthiness, all with a playful twist that makes every gift memorable.
The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."
Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media
"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."
Information about information about information about information.
Big Brother.
Censorship.
'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'
"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."
"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."
'I want to sue my veterinarian. He didn't keep doctorpatient confidentiality and blabbed about my sex change operation to the tabloids.'
Information Security
Privacy Stops Where the Parking Lot Begins
"Companies know too much about us, listen...'You've earned 500 points and it's time you got back in touch with your cousin Emma'!"
Man calling Phone Privacy Centre
The Enemies Within? They're the Boys in Blue
Peaceful holiday
Spy Cameras
Free Internet Access
"I never discuss my clients with their mothers."
Peep-A-Boo Spyware: 'Your Privacy is Our Eminent Domain!'
"I won't do the 'What I did on my summer vacation' assignment. I consider it a privacy issue."
'What you say here remains confidential. Except what I tell my wife and she dishes to her gossipy girlfriends.'
"And do you promise to love, honour, and give me all your personal information that I can pass on to third parties..."
Enraged by Wikileaks reports of CIA domestic surveillance via home electronics, Della Dinkerbonker fights back.
Your friends at the FCC
"Every time I click 'accept' for these online user agreements, a piece of my soul dies."
'If the treatment is unsuccessful, do you give back the information I released?'
"Another company thinks I might like to keep receiving their emails!"
Privacy.
"I'm getting a new computer, so I'm making sure all my data on this one is erased."
Internet surveillance
"What a traitor! It is supposed to be a well-guarded secret covered by a non-disclosure agreement..."
"We can see that you just bought a fridge and thought you might be interested in a fridge."
"It's great, Heidi! All the privacy I want without locking the door...And they probably won't figure it out until I'm in college!"
Confidentiality Warrior Gifts Collection
Confidentiality Warrior Mugs
Discover our collection of mugs perfect for confidentiality warriors—funny, witty, and designed to keep secrets safe, just like them.
Confidentiality Warrior Pillows
Check out our cozy pillows celebrating confidentiality warriors—reliable, trusting, and with a dash of wit for their space.
Confidentiality Warrior Prints
Browse our prints that pay tribute to confidentiality warriors—humorous and heartfelt, ideal for their personal or professional space.
Confidentiality Warrior T-Shirts
Explore our t-shirt designs that honor confidentiality warriors with humor and style—perfect for making a discreet statement.