"And just like that, Facebook is giving us ads for used cars, optometrists and couples counselling."
Internet Privacy Warrior Gifts
Searching for a gift for the internet privacy warrior? Whether they're a tech-savvy protector or a privacy advocate, find clever mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that honor their commitment to online security. These products mix humor and empowerment, perfect for reminding them that their efforts to keep the digital world safe are appreciated and celebrated.
The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."
The Anti-Agent
"Too crowded. Let's go."
"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"
The Circular Logic of Fascism
"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."
"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."
March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"
"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."
Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.
"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."
"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"
"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."
"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."
'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'
"Yes, I'm alone."
Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.
"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."
'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'
'More government surveillance!'
'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'
"I've added an additional response to the doc's health questionnaire. It's called 'Mind Your Own Business.'"
Police Statetion
'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'
"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."
"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."
The Best Defense
CCTV in church.
Privacy
"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."
We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.
Information about information about information about information.
Big Brother.
Man in hospital bed, along with ECG, mmHg, being monitored is also NSA.
Internet Privacy Warrior Gifts Collection
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