Internet Security Warrior Gifts

"This is Richard - he's been the victim of identity theft..."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

Censorship.

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

I am not a robot

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

Web cams. Web scams

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

"We don't need a digital security guard. Hackers don't actually come to our house."

Free Internet Access

'I think your firewall is turned up too high!'

'I'm pleased to announce the newly-created 'Office of Homepage Security' - to protect against computer hackers.'

"I'm sorry your password needs to include upper & lower case letters & at least one number."

"To prove I'm human, and not a spam bot, this site wants me to solve the mystery of the universe. Why couldn't they just ask if fire is hot or cold?"

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

"Ms Hathaway, I need to test my mettle. Find someone on social media who thinks they can bully me."

"Great! Now I'm torn between whether to post rants on X or Meta."

Meta data retention.

SOPA supporters regroup.

Internet security illustration.

"Password-sharing?! I only agreed to exchange vows...No one said anything about exchanging passwords!"