Internet Safety Enthusiast Gifts

"If you send these people $50 they'll tell you how to make money online."

'Good to see you're not one of the predators I have to worry about online...'

This computer has been free of hasty, online-purchases for 37 minutes.

Internet financial scams

Hate Platforms

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

I am not a robot

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

"Please enter the last 4 digits of your SSN...or enter all 9. They're all over the dark web."

USA 2030

"Tonight, Daddy's going to teach you how to stay save on the internet."

Web cams. Web scams

"Didn't anyone ever warn you about opening an e-mail from someone you don't know?"

"Hey honey, I found this great article about protecting kids from social media on Facebook!"

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

"He opened his email and saw the attachment from an unknown source. His hand slowly reached to click on the paper clip. He had no idea what horror awaited him. . ."

'I think your firewall is turned up too high!'

"To prove I'm human, and not a spam bot, this site wants me to solve the mystery of the universe. Why couldn't they just ask if fire is hot or cold?"

'This is Mr. Uhmatungha, he knows how to protect computers from even the worst hacker and virus attacks.'

"I'm sorry your password needs to include upper & lower case letters & at least one number."

I'm teaching my kid how to stay safe online.

'He's spending a lot of time online. I hope he's not being groomed.'

"It's free, but they sell your information."

"Now I have to change my dog's name so I can remember my new password."

"Millions at risk from identity theft - good thing I'm safe."

Remembering passwords.

'You need a better password. Everybody will be able to guess you password as 'woof'.'